55 - Goalmates (Gru Gru Dolls - Slide)

This week Michael Muñoz returns to dissect childhood favorite “Slide” by the Gru Gru Dolls and its long-winded promises, half-assed marriage proposal, and very aggressive statements about abortion. We run down the ultra-literal music video, Johnny Goo’s terrible, “tattooable” quotes, and also just his terrible tattoos.

Plus: Now That’s What I Call Music Vs. Kidz Bop Vs. Jock Jams, the record for most Simpsons references in one episode, and a dispatch from an Alien Ant Farm show.

Good music: O’Brother’s “Endless Light” and Autolux’s “P*ssy’s Dead”