12 - Mithril (Magic of the Wizard's Dream, Mr. Sandman, Terror Train)

Fantasy Metal! Our dorkiest, niche-iest episode yet. Today Angie (as heard on Episode 04) rejoins me to talk about a genre so deliciously ridiculous it has to be heard to be believed.

We dissect Rhapsody's "Magic of the Wizard's Dream," featuring ACTUAL WIZARD Christopher Lee (RIP), Blind Guardian in drag covering "Mr Sandman", and Demons & Wizards' "Terror Train," a story told from the point of view of an evil, sentient train. We also cover a song from Rick Wakeman's son about Alice In Wonderland that's too dinky even for us.

Also mentioned in this episode: Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Rainbow, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, The Sword, and Mastodon.

11 - Comeback Careers Pt. 2 (Linda Perry/What's Up & Dan Wilson/ Closing time)

Part 2 of our unfortunately-titled episode, Second Chance Symphony! We continue our discussion on 90's musicians who went on to have successful careers writing songs for other artists.

We dissect two songs and videos from 4 Non Blondes frontwoman Linda Perry and two songs and videos from Semisonic frontman Dan Wilson, including the massive hit he co-wrote with Adele, "Someone Like You."

What are those floppy top hats actually called? Is "Closing Time" the most technically complex video ever made about nothing? How effective are lyric-specific, conversion-therapy-espousing YouTube comments? All this and more on today's episode.

10 - Comeback Careers Pt. 1 (Greg Alexander/Get What You Give/Lost Stars)

Today I'm joined by my "good acquaintance" Cahn Curtis to talk about videos from artists who had a hit or two in the 90's, then went on to have successful careers writing songs for other artists.

This episode is the first half of that theme, and we talk specifically about Greg Alexander and his hit with New Radicals, "You Get What You Give," as well as the song he wrote for 2014's Begin Again, which recently lost the Oscar for Best Song.

Also in this episode: Bill Hicks-inspired guidelines for when it's OK to sell out, Cahn critiques previous episodes, and we try to decide who lost their virginity to the worse set of songs.

Awful Sound-Off #1 - The 2015 Grammys

Mini Episode 1! I give my less-than-hot, fiercely-indifferent take on the 2015 Grammys and share my picks for Album of the Year, Best Rock Album, and Best Metal Album.

Also: a cringe-worthy Jack White interview and an argument in favor of complaining about awards shows.

Mentioned in this episode: Beyonce, Beck, Sam Smith, Swans, Owls, Beige Eagle Boys, Creepoid, St. Vincent, Arcade Fire, Godflesh, Behemoth, YOB, Pallbearer.  

09 - Fart Rock By Numbers (Inside Out, Real World, Kryptonite, She Will Be Loved)

Cheesy 90's Acts With Numbers in Their Names! This week Travis and Michael help me dissect three music videos: Eve 6's "Inside Out," Matchbox 20's "Real World," and 3 Doors Down's "Kryptonite."

We also talk about be-numbered bands we still like and touch on a modern band (Maroon 5) whose music video is officially the worst this show has covered!

Also in this episode: Third Eye Blind, 18 Visions, and 311.

08 - Handsome, Frosty-Haired Men (I Want You Back, Bye Bye Bye, Larger Than Life)

90's Boy Bands! In this episode I'm joined by two grizzled vets from the Boy Band Wars of the 1990s to dissect three ridiculous music videos from the era: NSYNC's "I want You Back" and "Bye Bye Bye," and Backstreet Boys' "Larger Than Life."

We also talk about being a secret Backstreet Boys fan among NSYNC diehards, obscure memorabilia, and an especially dark episode of House of Carters. Stick around until the end to hear a suprise guest MC lay down a few bars.  

07 - Good Riddance to Bad Laundry (Green Day Awful Spotlight)

In our second Awful Band Spotlight, Travis returns and Matt Booth makes his debut to talk with me about a good-band-gone-bad of epic proportions, Green Day. We talk about why the band is important to us, 3 music videos that illustrate just how bad they've gotten, and the Broadway musical based on their album, American Idiot.

Also in the episode: Travis has b33f with the title of "Good Riddance," Matt has tips for millionaires on writing punk songs, and I reveal why I was kicked out of my graduation ceremony (It wasnt for anything cool). Videos discussed in this episode: Good Riddance (Time of Your Life), Minority, Wake Me Up When September Ends, "Billie Joe Freakout."

06 - Bittersweet Flavorsauce (Mr. Jones, Walkin' On The Sun, I Was Meant For You)

90's Pop Rock! Counting Crows' "Mr. Jones," Smashmouth's "Walkin' On The Sun," and Jewel's "I was Meant For You." 

In this episode we talk about the dark secret Smashmouth's singer has hidden in his garage (in a segment I probably should've cut out), and discuss what an extraordinarily boring slob Jewel apparently is.

We also have a Counting Crows/Blue Oyster Cult mash-up, and The Chipmunks sing about smoking crack (really). If you like the show, please rate and review!

05 - Next to Gothiness (Lipgloss and Black, Wings of A Butterfly, One Love)

In this episode, Devyn Trujillo joins us to dissect Atreyu's "Lipgloss and Black," HIM's "Wings of A Butterfly," and Aiden's "One Love." We talk to her about her gothy upbringing, and how a brief but memorable stint of listening to Atreyu led her to long-time friends and much "spookier" bands.

Macky and I argue about the root of HIM's success in America. We all cringe at the "artistic" "representations" in an Aiden video, and, as ususal, we save the worst band for last. Other bands discussed in this episode: AFI, Nick Cave, and Siouxsie and the Banshees. 

04 - The Song Is Mine (Kiss From A Rose, The Boy Is Mine, Twisted)

The 90's R&B Episode! We bring in our good friend Angela to talk about her personal relationship with 90's R&B and to tell her story about meeting a flash-in-the-pan 90's R&B group after winning a radio contest.

I grasp for 90's R&B songs I actually know (and come up mostly with songs from Space Jam). We talk about Kiss from a Rose, The Boy Is Mine, and Twisted by Keith Sweat. We discuss the importance of Big Ass Denim Jackets, laugh at Jim Carey's dumb face, and wonder whether or not Keith Sweat would've made a better detective than singer. 

02 - Smitten with Dad (Fat Lip, Sk8r Boi, Perfect)

In this episode, we sit down with our friend Nick Guenzler and talk about the teen movie that is the video for Sum 41's "Fat Lip," try to make Avril Lavigne's "Sk8er Boi" more obvious, and discuss the hardest relationship, as described by Simple Plan's "Perfect."

01 - Accidental Guy Fieri (Rollin, The Way You Like It, Last Resort, Beat The World)

For this episode we watched Limp Bizkit's "Rollin', Adema's "The Way You Like It," Papa Roach's "Last Resort," and Pressure 4-5's "Beat the World." We discuss Jonathan Davis's (Half? Step? Fraternity?) brother, contemplate "blank" during the "squeaky clean" version of "Last Resort," and kind of like Primus.